One day, A nudist was very eager to go to the beach and get tanned "all over". Tho' he went to a non-nudist beach, hardly anyone was there, so he removed all his clothes, layed down and covered his prick with a newspaper, just in case. Suddenly, a little girl appeared out of nowhere and asked the man.
"Mister, what are you hiding under the newspaper?" Said the girl.
"This is a bird, don't mess with it!" He replied
"Okay..."
With this, the little girl skipped happily away, also, the man got back to laying on the sand and fell asleep afterwards.
By the time he woke up, he was greeted by the sight of him being in an hospital ward and having an immense pain in his genital area. Seeing him regain his conciousness, the doctor then asked him what happened. The man said the last thing he remembered is when that particular girl asked him about his "Birdie". So the police found the girl and asked her what she did on that fateful day.
She Replied:
"Well... I was... playing with this man's birdie, I had fun for a while with it, but it suddenly grew big and spat on me. I got angry and I broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire."
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