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1. Its called high B/P…
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   If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…


2. Who said english is easy?
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   Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
   1.—–I dont have brain…
   2.—–I dont have sence…
   3.—–I am stupid….


3. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?
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   Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….


4. Fill in the blank..
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   Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…


5. When I was born Devil said..
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   When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! ….


6. One day Santas Girlfriend asks him
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   One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.


7. When i open my eyes every morning
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   When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!


8. Rain makes all things beautiful
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   The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?


9. At dis moment in time
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   At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on


10. Jesus says to John
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    Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster